Same job, different uniform.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

"Last year's goat was burned down by vandals dressed up as Santa Claus and the Gingerbread Man. They were never caught."

What did you think of my Christmas Goat?

In Sweden, they are trying to kill it.

"Since it was first erected on Dec. 3 in 1966, the goat has been hit by flaming arrows, run over by a car and even had its legs cut off - surviving only 10 times beyond Christmas Day."

What has the Christmas Goat ever done to them? Don't they know that the Christmas Goat always makes right hunches, brings us presents on Christmas Day (when we feed it bales of hay).

Oh Christmas Goat! How shiny are your haunches!


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1 Comments:

Blogger Leslie said...




I can't see or read the word "haunches" without thinking of Bluebelle, JEB's dog, and her meaty haunches. Ohhh, Bluebelle.

I love your Christmas goat.

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