"...don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day."

Just called a potential renter and I swear Napoleon's brother Kip Dynamite answered the phone.

I kept waiting for him to break into song.

"Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever... We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom... Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make my salivate... I love technology, but not as much as you, you see... But I STILL love technology... Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above... always and forever, always and forever..."

To top it off he said that the person I was calling for was in the shower.

Gosh!