Same job, different uniform.

Monday, November 07, 2005

"...don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day."

Just called a potential renter and I swear Napoleon's brother Kip Dynamite answered the phone.

I kept waiting for him to break into song.

"Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever... We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom... Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make my salivate... I love technology, but not as much as you, you see... But I STILL love technology... Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above... always and forever, always and forever..."

To top it off he said that the person I was calling for was in the shower.


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Blogger ihearttexas said...

"Your mom goes to college"

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Blogger girlfriday said...

"She said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak."

Wednesday, November 09, 2005


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