Elphaba, where are you?

Elphaba. The name of the heroine of sorts in Gregory Maguire's novel Wicked.

This is also the screen name Brett's wife told me she would use were she ever to post on this blog.

This is my official request for her to begin doing just that. Of course, this would mean she would have to start reading this blog.

She would be the perfect addition to an already practically perfect blog. She's intelligent, attractive, and opinionated - how couldn't she fit in here?

She's an elementary school teacher who's off for the summer, so what better way for her to continue enriching her mind, and voicing her opininons?

I think she's reluctant to blog because she's afraid she might make us mad. To that I say, "your husband makes us mad all the time, and we still talk to him." (insert smiley face here). I'm sure I piss off people all the time, and girlfriday doesn't exactly mince words. I mean, really, Lois is the only nice one. It's always been that way.

But I digress.

Come on, Elphaba. Everybody else is doing it.

Does anyone second this?