Good grief! I've Been Tagged with the World's Longest Tag

My sister has tagged me to write an epic about my husband.

Can I pick and choose which questions to answer and which to skip? I'm going to pick and choose. This is me picking and choosing:

1. Who is your man? Himself
2. How long have you been together? Really together or on-again-off-again?
3. How long did you date? See above.
4. How old is your man? 36
7. Who is taller? He is. I never cared about height, but it turns out a tall man is nice, after all.
8. Who sings better? La, la, la, la.
9. Who is smarter? You're kidding, right?
10. Whose temper is worse? Mine.
11. Who does the laundry? See answer to Question 9.
13. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed? If you're talking about the right side of the bed when you're lying down, it's me.
16. Who mows the lawn? He does, good fellow.
17. Who cooks dinner? All the cooking except the grilling. And there's a duck breast soaking in some sort of bloody liquid in the frige right now. I won't be cooking that either.
19. Who pays when you go out? He does. I still like it that he does.
21. Who is the first to admit when they are wrong? It depends on who you're asking.
23. Who kissed whom first? He kissed me first.
24. Who asked whom out? See Ms. Lane's answer to this one. It's brilliant!
25. Who proposed? Him of course!
28. Who has more siblings? He does, by scores.
29. Who wears the pants in the family? How do you answer this question? You know who SHOULD. You hope he DOES. You wonder if you fight for the pants. I don't like this question. I don't like pants or wearing them. Down with pants!