Same job, different uniform.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

What's In Your Wallet?

We have a large blue bin - an industrial, round laundry basket of sorts. It is for Sweet and Creamy's diaper bag, 4 year old's backpack, Tall, Dark and Handsome's heinously long and annoying computer cord and the place where all of my purses go to die. Since my purse is basically the diaper bag these days, when I go anywhere without S & C in tow I grab a purse that coordinates with my outfit at the time, and then place neccessary and random items in it. Time goes by and the bin has more than a handful of handbags.

I decide to clean them out put them back in my official satchel storage recepatacle, located underneath my bed. Here is what I find:

2 lipsticks (Mac- Viva Glam IV and Bath and Body Works, Crabapple)
1 tube of chapstick
2 tubes of lipgloss (Mac-Viva Glam V and VS- Sugar Cookie or something like that)
1 lip pencil (Mac - Plum)
1 coupon for aveda salon
2 used gift cards
2 unused gift cards
1 watch
1 comb
1 cell phone
1 card holder/wallet
1 wallet
1 empty mint tin
2 full mint tins
1 black ink pen
1 glitter wand
1 pencil
1 red ink pen
1 mini sharpie
1 pile of trash (mainly gum wrappers)
1 hair binder
1 barrette
1 extra strength tylenol
1 pair of earrings
1 half eaten roll of toffee
2 movie ticket stubbs (Little Miss Sunshine and Bourne Ultimatum)
3 tampons
1 set of keys
1 glasses case

Let's hope that what a woman carries in her purse isn't any sort of insight into her soul because my soul would say, "Hi, I'm a pile of crap. How are you?"

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7 Comments:

Blogger Molly McGee said...




Oh my gosh, I just laughed so hard at that last line I went into a coughing fit, but it was totally worth it.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

 
Blogger elphaba said...




Glad I could give you joy, person whose name is shrowded in mystery. Return the favor and let me laugh at the contents of your handbag. (Smile)

Thursday, November 08, 2007

 
Blogger Lois E. Lane said...




I have to give you kudos for finding a PAIR of earrings, instead of just one earring. Noteworthy!

Thursday, November 08, 2007

 
Blogger elphaba said...




What's in your purse, Lois? Superman's underoos? :)

Thursday, November 08, 2007

 
Blogger girlfriday said...




You have two unused gift cards and makeup by Mac. I wouldn't call that a pile of crap.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

 
Blogger girlfriday said...




I took the bait.

Friday, November 09, 2007

 
Blogger Lois E. Lane said...




elphaba,
wouldn't you like to know :)

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

 

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