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Saturday, November 10, 2007

girlfriday: What's in her wallet?

It's the blog game that's sweeping the nation!

My L'oreal (?) makeup pouch, never zipped, the contents of which include:
-An ancient pallet of Clinique blush
-A large blush brush I've had since I was 16
-Pink lip gloss
-Cover girl Mascara
-Lipstick I don't wear

Bejeweled pocket mirror courtesy (mistaken for a padlock at a security station)
One bottle generic Ibuprofen
Kleenex (don't leave home without them)
Driving gloves
Tin of mints
Business card holder/calculator
Receipt from car title and registration
Glasses case
My real wallet
Glasses case
BandAid (almost as important as the Kleenex)
United Airlines Boarding Pass stub
Laminated coupons
Receipt
The document from my bank with my PIN number
Hand lotion made with minerals from the Dead Sea (the best ever)
"All Things Wise and Wonderful" (new addition)

If my purse says anything about me, it's "What kind of a moron carries their PIN number around?"

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Wednesday, November 07, 2007

What's In Your Wallet?

We have a large blue bin - an industrial, round laundry basket of sorts. It is for Sweet and Creamy's diaper bag, 4 year old's backpack, Tall, Dark and Handsome's heinously long and annoying computer cord and the place where all of my purses go to die. Since my purse is basically the diaper bag these days, when I go anywhere without S & C in tow I grab a purse that coordinates with my outfit at the time, and then place neccessary and random items in it. Time goes by and the bin has more than a handful of handbags.

I decide to clean them out put them back in my official satchel storage recepatacle, located underneath my bed. Here is what I find:

2 lipsticks (Mac- Viva Glam IV and Bath and Body Works, Crabapple)
1 tube of chapstick
2 tubes of lipgloss (Mac-Viva Glam V and VS- Sugar Cookie or something like that)
1 lip pencil (Mac - Plum)
1 coupon for aveda salon
2 used gift cards
2 unused gift cards
1 watch
1 comb
1 cell phone
1 card holder/wallet
1 wallet
1 empty mint tin
2 full mint tins
1 black ink pen
1 glitter wand
1 pencil
1 red ink pen
1 mini sharpie
1 pile of trash (mainly gum wrappers)
1 hair binder
1 barrette
1 extra strength tylenol
1 pair of earrings
1 half eaten roll of toffee
2 movie ticket stubbs (Little Miss Sunshine and Bourne Ultimatum)
3 tampons
1 set of keys
1 glasses case

Let's hope that what a woman carries in her purse isn't any sort of insight into her soul because my soul would say, "Hi, I'm a pile of crap. How are you?"

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