Don't delude yourselves . . .

Lest we mothers forget that our children view us as little more than waitstaff, I give you a scene from moments ago in my house:

Me: [Placing a plate of cheese, crackers, sliced ham and carrots before my child.] "Here's your lunch, Wyatt."

Wyatt: [Pointing at the carrots.] "Hey, Mom, I didn't order these!"