One of the benefits of not being someone with a high powered executive position that makes you lots of money and sends you all over the world. . .

. . . is that you get to stay home with your children and discover that animal crackers dipped in melted chocolate chips is DE-LISH. (And you can spread the chocolate on a plate, stand the animals up in it and say they are "stuck in the mud" and your kid will think you are a genius!)