Things They Won't Say About Girl Friday's Mother When She's Gone...
(Brand new to this - that's why this was first posted under "comments")
"Blogging came naturally to her!"
"Too bad her kids were such a disappointment."
"She had no imagination."
"America's most celebrated foot model"
"She never met a person she didn't like."
Authored the best seller, "How to Breeze Through Menopause"
"She lived for a clean house."
"Blogging came naturally to her!"
"Too bad her kids were such a disappointment."
"She had no imagination."
"America's most celebrated foot model"
"She never met a person she didn't like."
Authored the best seller, "How to Breeze Through Menopause"
"She lived for a clean house."
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10 Comments:
Was not very good with children - only interacted and cared for the ones she had given birth to and their respective offspring.
If I had champagne and you lived nearer....we could toast your first post. For now I will just lift the nearest liquid (my water bottle) and pretend to clink glasses with you..... "clink"
Thursday, June 05, 2008
"Clink" right back ya'. And thank you - that was very sweet.
Thursday, June 05, 2008
Yay, Mommy!
Add this: "She never had any good advice to give and never memorized a single Bible verse in her life."
Friday, June 06, 2008
She was a typical mother-in-law.
Friday, June 06, 2008
"She no longer felt the maternal need to look after her children after they were out of the house."
Friday, June 06, 2008
"She had a rotten sense of humor.
She just wasn't very bright.
Couldn't find her way around a sentence.
She had the worst taste."
Friday, June 06, 2008
She couldn't stand her grandkids.
Friday, June 06, 2008
She didn't like reading magazines or catalogues and she never spoke in made-up languages.
Friday, June 06, 2008
You sweet girlies - and Jonny, too - you put a much needed smile on my face.
Love you all,
Mid-century (still modern) Mom
Friday, June 06, 2008
She never corrected people's grammar.
Sunday, June 08, 2008
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