Same job, different uniform.

Thursday, June 05, 2008

Things They Won't Say About Girl Friday's Mother When She's Gone...

(Brand new to this - that's why this was first posted under "comments")

"Blogging came naturally to her!"

"Too bad her kids were such a disappointment."

"She had no imagination."

"America's most celebrated foot model"

"She never met a person she didn't like."

Authored the best seller, "How to Breeze Through Menopause"

"She lived for a clean house."


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10 Comments:

Blogger elphaba said...




Was not very good with children - only interacted and cared for the ones she had given birth to and their respective offspring.

If I had champagne and you lived nearer....we could toast your first post. For now I will just lift the nearest liquid (my water bottle) and pretend to clink glasses with you..... "clink"

Thursday, June 05, 2008

 
Anonymous Midcentury_Mom said...




"Clink" right back ya'. And thank you - that was very sweet.

Thursday, June 05, 2008

 
Blogger "Molly McGee" said...




Yay, Mommy!

Add this: "She never had any good advice to give and never memorized a single Bible verse in her life."

Friday, June 06, 2008

 
Blogger Jon S. (Cattle King Of Aberdeen) said...




She was a typical mother-in-law.

Friday, June 06, 2008

 
Blogger Lois E. Lane said...




"She no longer felt the maternal need to look after her children after they were out of the house."

Friday, June 06, 2008

 
Blogger girlfriday said...




"She had a rotten sense of humor.

She just wasn't very bright.

Couldn't find her way around a sentence.

She had the worst taste."

Friday, June 06, 2008

 
Blogger "Molly McGee" said...




She couldn't stand her grandkids.

Friday, June 06, 2008

 
Blogger "Molly McGee" said...




She didn't like reading magazines or catalogues and she never spoke in made-up languages.

Friday, June 06, 2008

 
Anonymous Mid-century mom said...




You sweet girlies - and Jonny, too - you put a much needed smile on my face.
Love you all,
Mid-century (still modern) Mom

Friday, June 06, 2008

 
Blogger "Molly McGee" said...




She never corrected people's grammar.

Sunday, June 08, 2008

 

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