Paris Hilton Has Been Busy

Apparently. The nice people who email me three or four times a day keep me updated. According to them:

Paris Hilton returned by Aliens
Paris Hilton becomes Nun
Stephen Hawking defends Paris Hilton sex allegations
Paris Hilton sold her soul to the devil, admits it on Larry King

and my favorite

Paris Hilton tosses dwarf on the street.

She tosses a dwarf on a street? Maybe these emails are fabricated.

ADDED:

Paris Hilton endorses Ron Paul

Paris Hilton leaves jail, vows to return