If you can't get to Camden Yards . . .

. . . for one of those incredible handmade soft pretzels, made in the kiosk behind the homeplate seats, then may I suggest getting one at the Costco "eatery." I know, I know, it sounds impossible that Costco could have fabulous soft pretzels, but Wyatt and I just had one this morning, and I almost curled my toes. I doubt they are homemade on the premises, but wherever they come from, they are fresh, warm, soft, buttery and well, need I go on . . . (oh, and they are $1, straight up, including tax).