We Have Met the Shoe Salesman
and the Shoe Salesman is Us
In the mail room I ran into a familiar looking man. Having never met a stranger, I turned and said, "Hey, do you sell shoes at Macy's?"
"Yes, I do," he replied with the slightest blush.
"You've sold me two pair of shoes!" I exclaimed and shook his hand; too vigorously I suppose.
These are the pair I finally decided on. I was there at least three times trying some on.
I take my shoes seriously.
And now I'm on a first name basis with the shoe guy at Macy's. Who works in my office. And I remembered him. Huh.
(There isn't a punchline.)
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8 Comments:
Did you know feet are a serious sexual distraction for most men? Just fyi. ;)
Thursday, April 20, 2006
How strange. Poor men.
Thursday, April 20, 2006
ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Feet? Is that before or after they smell them when the shoes come off after not wearing socks?
I could see how they'd be a distraction at that point, but not a good one.
Friday, April 21, 2006
oh no! It's BEFORE and AFTER smelly socks. All they have to do is look. It's quite disturbing actually. To me anyway. Weird.
Friday, April 21, 2006
TF: Have you considered the possibility that this is not gender-wide? Maybe you have exceptionally distracting feet.
Friday, April 21, 2006
Never considered it. I think my stubs are pretty much extraordinarily normal.
Do a post about it. No one answers on mine, meaning you have more hits. Asking all men..."Are feet a visually appeasing extremity on women?"
Why would a man sell women's shoes?
Friday, April 21, 2006
Hmm. I think there should be more research into this. Start a meme, GF.
I may post photos of my shoes. Of course, I can only dream of shopping in Macy's.
Payless? I'm there.
Saturday, April 22, 2006
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