Same job, different uniform.

Monday, June 12, 2006

Sell Your Crazy Someplace Else.
We're all stocked up here.

Welcome to girlfriday.

In our office, you won't find:

  • What "a pinch to grow an inch" means. I don't know what it means and neither did my sister. We don't know when or where it originated, or why. But pinching is wrong.
  • Any lyrics, background or downloads for HONKY TONK BA-DONKA-DONK. One visitor left one comment with that blasted title, and here you are, calling on us to provide you with answers. We don't like the song. We don't listen to it. If you must know the lyrics, go here.
  • Any valuable tips for soliciting, retaining or dumping a sex buddy. We refer to sex buddies strictly with disdain. If you're looking for a sex buddy, stop. Go the bathroom, splash cold water on your face, and consider your reflection in the mirror. Don't return to the computer until you have overcome the urge to take a jackhammer to your soul.
I'm sorry; you have the wrong number.

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Blogger Lois E. Lane said...

HA! Sex buddies. You've got me rolling, girlfriday!

Monday, June 12, 2006

Blogger Janette said...

Don't you just love checking the referral logs? They're always good for a laugh. I'd tell you some of my favorites but then you'd get my nutjobs. Since I like you I won't do tht to you.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006


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