Only in America

Say what you want about the state of American politics, the economy, our over-cosmetic-surgeried population, cowboy presidents, working mothers, and community organizers, but only in America can the son of a Kenyan goat-herder and the wife of a commercial fisherman from the most remote state in the union run against each other for the two highest offices in the land - and by "land" I mean Earth.

So put that in your snooty little pipe and smoke it, Europe.