Why I Secretly Wish Obama Will Win

Constant, lame-ass attacks on the Bush administration are draining. Let's pick on the other guy's party for a while.

I don't want to hear any nutters whining about stealing an election.

I don't want to hear Hollywood elites piss and moan about all the out-of-touch voters living [in caves] in flyover country.

I want people to see how little CHANGE one man can affect in a short amount of time.

I want people to see how much DAMAGE one man and his party in Congress can inflict on a nation in four years.

I want people to remember that even if they've accepted Obama into their heart, he still can't save their soul.