An old woman's list in no particular order except I saved the tie for first place for last: STEVE MARTIN- except when he's in dumb-ass slapstick comedies JOAQUIN PHOENIX- in a tunic or with a foil helmet on his head, I'm not picky DENNIS QUAID - what was Meg thinking? MICHAEL KEATON-Multiplicity was my idea of heaven. I'll take the original AND copy #1, please COLIN FIRTH - Do nice men kiss like that? Enquiring minds want to know CRAIG FERGUSON-that accent=foreplay DENZEL WASHINGTON- 'nuf said GREG KINNEAR-or would it be like kissing a brother? SEAN CONNERY-20 years ago HARRISON FORD-pre-Calista JEFF GOLDBLUM-big hands, big feet, big shoes (drumroll...) #1 Living - TOM SELLECK-you girls can have the hairless wonders. I'll take a real man #1 Dead-CAREY GRANT-really, God...if you could make one make like him, couldn't you have made them all the same way?
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You are all aware, I suppose, that (in real life) Ewan McGregor is only 4 feet tall?
And has 6 toes on his left foot?
Really.
Thursday, May 18, 2006
Oi! Joaquin! Nice. I'd drop Jared for him, texas, if it makes you feel better.
Thursday, May 18, 2006
Tsk, tsk, Mr. Farmer Attorney. You do not wear jealousy well.
Thursday, May 18, 2006
As for dropping Jared Padalecki, Mz. Lane, since no one on God's green Earth has heard of him...
Thursday, May 18, 2006
An old woman's list in no particular order except I saved the tie for first place for last:
STEVE MARTIN- except when he's in dumb-ass slapstick comedies
JOAQUIN PHOENIX- in a tunic or with a foil helmet on his head, I'm not picky
DENNIS QUAID - what was Meg thinking?
MICHAEL KEATON-Multiplicity was my idea of heaven. I'll take the original AND copy #1, please
COLIN FIRTH - Do nice men kiss like that? Enquiring minds want to know
CRAIG FERGUSON-that accent=foreplay
DENZEL WASHINGTON- 'nuf said
GREG KINNEAR-or would it be like kissing a brother?
SEAN CONNERY-20 years ago
HARRISON FORD-pre-Calista
JEFF GOLDBLUM-big hands, big feet, big shoes
(drumroll...)
#1 Living - TOM SELLECK-you girls can have the hairless wonders. I'll take a real man
#1 Dead-CAREY GRANT-really, God...if you could make one make like him, couldn't you have made them all the same way?
Thursday, May 18, 2006
I'm not going to lie to you, mom. That's a hell of a list.
Friday, May 19, 2006
How is it that Ioan Gruffudd is nowhere to be seen?
That's right. "Horatio Hornblower" tops my list.
Monday, May 22, 2006
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