Dude, seriously, you're supposed to use your fake identity as a super-secret government agent to pick up girls, not to get free gun storage.

I mean... "Special Response Department Anti-Terrorism Unit"? Government agency names are stupid, but not that stupid. If you're going to make up a spy agency name, at least give it a good acronym.

This post at The Stupid Shall Be Punished reminds me of a local story where a wanna-be police officer, who had obtained a uniform, badge and (I think) a radar gun online, was monitoring drivers' speed. At one point he pulled a car over and proceeded to call "headquarters" for "backup."

Yes, he did.