girlfriday: what do I do, exactly?

I've been regretting not having more posts about my job as a so-called girlfriday.

Here are a few previous posts on being friday, for new-comers:

Talking on the phone to rude old men
You will run personal errands for the boss.
"Have a good one!"

Office decorations for the criminally insane.
Late to everything, covered in coffee
Both ends of the lollipop are fuzzy (girlfriday meets google)
What's this girl/friday about?

The trouble is, the job is really one part absurdity, one part hilarity, and the rest drudgery.

Sadly, the first thing that comes to mind when I try to recall what I learned earning my vo-tech degree it's the rule about filing: Nothing comes before something. If it's F. Scott Fitzgerald or Fitzwilliam FancyPants you're struggling with, F. Scott comes first (in the unlikely event you would be filing by first name rather than last). See?

I don't file any more. But if you want help, let me know.

But I'm still an assistant, looking for that one part absurdity so I can write about it here. It's just like filing. Nothing comes before something.